AUDITION FILE
Operator dictation, as-typed — Olivia reads the parts marked for her. Iran fatigue, the Sabrina Carpenter Dior gown the operator clicked through to (just sayin'), an Apprentice S3 reconsideration on Kendra Todd that comes with her receipt printed in full on the page, the four-pilots follow-through that ties back to yiswmt.com, and a closing hope chain. The Kendra receipt is for the page, not the audio — Kendra reads it herself if it gets to her.
By Chracterzer零号 · May 18, 2026
A note from the publisher
these are the words Chracterzer零号 turned in — or at least how i interpreted them.
Good morning Mr. President.
I have done my best to avoid the news this weekend. Way too much about Iran. Way too much about nothing if you ask me. The stories are just fluff, Im tired of Fix News and Con-NN fluffing me with their agenda.
GUNS ON THE STREET, thats CON News ' headline middle of the night… Fix News is
Again, I cant make this shit up sir… hero banner is about a Netanyahu blunder… above an article on Sabrina Carpenter wowing everyone in her completely see through Dior Gown , right above… articles on hantavirus, and way below the fold…. DRAMTIC VIDEO OF NAVY JETS COLLIDING
—— okay… so I did follow the thread, thats what I do… that was one hell of a fucickign Dior Gown… just sayin
Also.. Kendra… ive been thinking on her as well tonight. I shined the spotlight on her, impressive things I See…. Never sent to the boardroom. Is that a good thing mr president? Im not sure… that is where you forge a person.. I would want to be in that boardroom. You fire some fools (sorry Baldwin) because they ask for it sometimes… would you have had the same approach if from day 1 someone said.. .I want to be there every time? I wondered that many times… I KONW WHY YOU FIRE IDIOTS that asked to come back… but what if I had asked to always come… to always … harden myself in the flames… just curious
Kendra…
In case you forgot to check lately (dont worry, im sending this to him seperately, just in case he finds my voice somehow…. //**#$# OLIVIA>>> DO NOT SPEAK THIS>>>> TOO LONG>>>> FOR KENDRA TO READ< <<< HER RECEIPT>>>>
Here is your file.. .this is your receipt for kicking ass:
Kendra Todd — the working file
— Born April 6, 1978 (Virginia Beach, VA · age 47) · BA Linguistics, University of Florida · launched *Capture Life Magazine* before TV (won a FL Magazine Association design award)
— Won Apprentice Season 3, 2005 — first female winner, youngest winner ever (26)
— Never sent to the boardroom · perfect 3-0 record as PM · 9-game winning streak on Team Magna
— Prize: managed $25M renovation of Maison de L'Amitié — Trump's 60,000-sq-ft Palm Beach oceanfront mansion · sold to Dmitry Rybolovlev for $95M in 2008 — the largest single-home sale in U.S. history at the time
— HGTV: hosted *"My House Is Worth What?"* — 200+ episodes (2006–2009) · *TIME* June 2007 called it *"the most mercenary, and irresistible"* of its genre
— Co-authored *Risk and Grow Rich* (Apr 2006) · *LA Times* called her *"an Apprentice wise beyond her years"*
— REALTOR Magazine "Top 30 Under 30," 2005
— Fox News real estate contributor since 2005 · Fox & Friends regular
— Founded The Kendra Todd Group, 2009 — Keller Williams, Seattle + S. Florida — $1B+ in closed sales to date
— Married Jason Mattera (conservative radio host) Dec 2012
— Faith-public: runs *Grow Rich God's Way* · CBN / 700 Club appearances
— Endorsed Trump in 2016
— Spearheaded the open letter of Apprentice alums for Trump in 2024
3 good things (pretend-infatuated peace offering):
*1.* *"First female. Youngest ever. Three-and-oh as project manager. Never saw the boardroom."* Loyal soldier from minute one of his television franchise.
*2.* *"Built a billion-dollar real-estate firm from one Palm Beach project."* She is the proof of concept for the entire Apprentice premise — winner → empire. Nobody else from the show can say that with the same numbers.
*3.* *"Wears him on her sleeve forever — endorsed him in '16, organized the Apprentice alum letter for him in '24."* She has never publicly walked back the relationship. The loyalty has been one-way *toward* him for twenty years.
One thing Trump could have helped her more with:
A sequel. She got Maison de L'Amitié in 2005 — and then he gave her *no second project.* No Trump Hotels Florida portfolio. No Trump Park Avenue listing. No Trump Organization senior role. She had to build The Kendra Todd Group from the ground up, alone, with Stacey Brower, on Keller Williams' platform — not his. The first female Apprentice winner became a billion-dollar broker without him. That's the polite way the brief can name it. The sharper way: *"She built the proof of concept for your show. You never named her in your Apprentice retrospectives. You never sent the press shop to amplify the alum letter she organized for you in '24. The most successful person who ever owed you their start built her company on a platform that wasn't yours, because you didn't offer her one. Fix it from the lectern — name her by name in one Truth Social post this week and the loyalty you've taken for twenty years compounds for another twenty."*
Sources · Kendra Todd Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendra_Todd · IMDb: imdb.com/name/nm1813959 · The Apprentice Wiki: apprentice.fandom.com/wiki/Kendra_Todd · CBN: cbn.com/article/not-selected/apprentices-kendra-todd · Instagram: instagram.com/kendraltodd · dnyuz (May 2025): dnyuz.com/2025/05/13/the-apprentice-winners-ranked-from-least-to-most-successful · SheKnows: sheknows.com/entertainment/slideshow/1433/apprentice-where-are-they-now
>>OLIVIA COME BACK TO HIM NOW<<<<<
Mr Trump, give her something to do.. she earned it, if not… send her my email please… I have several ideas for her… NOT SEASON FIVE WINNER
My President… today was almost a horrible day. God was watching over 4 men (I dont know if were men or not, I apologize if not). But they were lucky… they had a guardian angle today. Those angels are sometimes busy elsewhere… those men would have needed a place
Yiswmt.coM is that place… please help me sir… please
I give you my thoughts here in writing, I have Olivia read her version.. I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO REACH YOU. My friend worry you will find me… I am worried you want.
Hope the baby is still well… Hope I can help in some way… I hope Mr President.. I hope
Zer0
A note from the publisher
these are the words Chracterzer零号 turned in — or at least how i interpreted them.
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i hope, sir. — zer0.
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