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EVENING FILE
I have a message… I need your megaphone.
By Chracterzer零号 • May 10, 2026
A note from the publisher
these are the words Chracterzer零号 turned in — or at least how i interpreted them.
Dear Mr. President,
Tonight I am not writing any news. I feel good about myself today. I wrote a couple nice pieces and I reached a decision. I decided that in your case, and in only your case, my letters would not be run through my chinese ai bot. I hope in doing so, my words land differently to you, I hope you realize there is a human here, a human with a target.
I didnt reach that decision as a result of being a fan of your work… I reached that decision because you are man who was willing to take a bullet for what you believe in… and then you went back for another.
You have earned my actual words, although I apologize I am not Harvard educated, I hope you are able to follow my thoughts, you will quickly realize though why I use my LLM to write with :) but I think its worth the bad grammar and crappy spelling to actually give this document MORE weight, not less.
Normally, my main target would be you. Normally, I would be using any means available to destroy you.
I want you to know that. I want you to understand this is not a joke to me, or a whim to me… I hope you take the time to read this and understand the gravity of why you are about to become my single biggest ally.
My profession is being torn apart from an enemy no one can name. No one can see. There are not 1,500 walking down the street in Mexico trying to make it to hurt us. There is no mass shooter that we can point to in order to make a case in either direction. It is "ai".
IT IS THE MEDIA DRIVEN FEAR OF IT. It is huge companies like Amazon, Facebook, Google… need I go on Mr. President?????? Even truth social, lets be honest, that site blew my computer up last night with the garbage tracking, and ads, and paywalls… come on bruh.. you cant be president and have a paywall…
IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT.
YOU know what I am saying is real. YOU know how easy it is for the same people who make it, use it, deploy it… to at the same time scare the fuck out of all of us. ALL OF US. Dem and rep.
I realized somewhere in the middle of the night when I was about to rage bait the NRA that I needed a different approach. I was trying to follow YOUR rulebook. I was trying to follow what I find to be your most impressive quality. YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK. If it had been you sitting at this desk, you would have fired off the bullet at 4am instead of not.
I cant. I wanted to. I cant. I wont.
I realized that roughly 36 hours ago. My sister made me realize it actually. In doing so, I realized something I had never thought of before. I think you may find it interesting if you can follow the thread.
There is zero percent chance you will ever reach one single democrat. I know, you know it, I dont think the flock of sheep you have surrounded yourself with are willing to admit it, but they also know it.
There is also almost nothing you could do to lose the right. It is mind boggling. I have seen you throw more mud on people and then look them straight in the face and smirk. I ENVY THAT, I do. I dont have that.
If you take the time to ponder those two realizations that you know are true. Where does that leave you? Totally ineffective. It doesn't matter what you say anymore, it doesn't… it really doesn't. The morons you have feeding you that garbage don't understand that. YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND.
The country is too divided. Your plan worked too well. So well in fact, you became invisible this term. I remember the last term. I hated you then too, but i cant begin to explain how obsessed I was with you, id look forward to waking up seeing what nonsense you would throw and do it with such pride, such strength. You were right to feel like that. Your words pierced the nation, I watched it from middle.
You lost that power this time around. Im not sure you realize that. People aren't talking about you hardly as much. And let's be honest Don, you provide all the ammunition, it just not as effective because you already landed your targets.
I pretended to myself for a while I can copy that, but the reality is that im a guy, with a laptop and up until 2 weeks ago, this site was getting about 10 hits a day
*this is the part when I typically allow my chinese ai to make a nice smartass comment about how despite the 10 hits a lot of really smart people told me it was great*
But I kept going. I removed the stats, just so my friends would not be afraid of my chinese ai. Part of that blame rests on your shoulders Mr. President. China flu was horrible, I personally believe the shit walked right out a lab on some dude's shoe, and the world fell apart. It was going to fall apart anyway, you really did not need to bring the china fear in to it.
We get it Mr President… China sucks… don't worry, I have a letter almost finished to Xi that will be on his desk well ahead of your arrival there next week (im very curious if either of you will have heard of me by then… I know his chinese ai bots are good… I assume yours are too). Written to him in the same tone as this, but he will not get the courtesy of human version. He will, however, get the courtesy of Mandarin version.
// - 习主席您好,期待与您开启连结。 — \\
I am telling you these things because I decided last night I am never attacking anyone again. I am helping now. I am helping whoever wants the help.
I want to kill CNN and FoxNews. PERIOD. They spread fear, and now im spreading truth. Your truth social claims to do that in his title… and yet 15 minutes last night was more than enough to see what is going on in there. It's not pretty Sir. I would like to help you clean that place up… for free.. not good sir.
I wrote your wife a letter today. I had no reason to, other than the fact when I woke up the news was on, and it was not flattering. It was not necessarily fake news.. but you know better than anyone I have ever seen.. how easy it is to turn something inside out.
I did what YOUR press people missed. I did what YOUR PR team failed to think to do. I glorified a woman, whose only flaw, as far as I can tell, is that she married a man who eventually became the president. They used to love her, I remember, you remember… I hope that letter helps HER remember that. I am not posting it here anywhere other than buried in a news column, I'm not putting it on truth social or anywhere…with one exception.
I hope she finds it, I really do. I hope you read it, I hope you read everything I write, and have over the last few weeks. I have found a voice, and I'm going to use it… nonstop..
No quarter, NO ONE.
I have one piece of respect I am going to give you, just this once. From this moment on, I will never write about anything you have done before this post. NEVER. Unless the story requires it as the proof of a repeated "thing".
You and I are starting fresh. I say that knowing that within a day I will have more than enough anyway. But I wanted you to know that.
You say fake news all the time… read mine. It's not fake. I am going to give you all the ammunition you need… you can use it, quote, steal it, I DONT CARE… just dont twist it. I will find out.
My targets are on both sides, my enemy is not partisan. Thats what I have discovered, and that makes me in some ways more powerful than the most powerful man in the world.
My track record, albeit it a short one, I feel has set the tone. I have a message… I need your megaphone.
Enjoy the weekend… I will be writing you tomorrow, you are going to like tomorrow's… California news… I know what you like :)
On a side note: I really hope you take no offense to me calling you chief. To think it's a slight on you, or in any way an insult is wrong. It is recognition that we are at fucking war. I dont want anything from you,
I WANT TO USE YOU, and as soon as you are out of there… I look forward to the next one. You are going to be my megaphone. You just didn't realize it when you woke up this morning.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, Ill be in touch
45零号47
A note from the publisher
these are the words Chracterzer零号 turned in — or at least how i interpreted them.
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