Good Morning Mr. President — I hope you rested well.

1) Your DHS guy is going a bit off the rails on tv, at least thats what I am being shown.

2) I never heard his name before yesterday, but apparently…. You got an ICE problem on your hands, and based on the liberal coverage I enjoy… you are going to have a few questions of your own.

3) Feel free to run any of this by your team, you can use any of it you want, just dont twist it. Tell everyone the truth… in your tone.. from the man who feeds at the bottom

So Mr. President — here is what your DHS guy actually looks like as of this morning. The man I had never heard of yesterday. Markwayne Mullin. Oklahoma. United States senator until you swore him in at Homeland Security on March 24, 2026. Forty-eight days on the job. Inherited the chair from Kristi Noem after the Minneapolis ICE shooting and the *domestic terrorism* line she put on cable. You moved the chair. He sat down. Forty-eight days later he is on tv, going off the rails.

Markwayne Mullin. Sworn in March 24, 2026. Forty-eight days on the job.

Let me lay out what he has done in those forty-eight days, in case the men handing you the briefing book left a few of these out.

**Three weeks ago he called Chuck Schumer a *lying scumbag* on national tv.** HuffPost ran the clip — April 23rd. Mr. President — that was a sitting DHS Secretary on the record using those words about the Senate Minority Leader, in the middle of the longest agency shutdown in the history of this country, with his own people not getting paid. I am not pretending it didn't entertain me. I am noting that it happened.

The cabinet room. The man calling Schumer a lying scumbag on tv sits at this table.

April 16th he went on Fox after Tom Steyer. Said Steyer *doesn't understand ICE.* In the same breath signaled DHS would scrutinize customs at *major sanctuary city airports.* Named them. Mr. President — that is your Cabinet Secretary using the briefing podium to run interference on a state-governor race seven months out. I do not care about Steyer. I am noting that your DHS guy picked a fight with a state-level Democrat before he learned where the cafeteria is.

He is publicly split with Marco Rubio about the World Cup. Forbes ran it Friday — Suzanne Rowan Kelleher byline, May 8th. Your DHS Secretary and your Secretary of State are openly disagreeing in print about whether ICE belongs anywhere near the biggest sporting event on the planet, coming to this country in thirteen months. Marriott's CEO publicly asked the administration to make the world feel welcome. Mullin and Rubio gave different answers. Two of your Cabinet secretaries. Same week. On the record.

The 2026 World Cup. Your DHS Secretary and your Secretary of State are giving different answers about whether ICE belongs near it.

He stood at the Reflecting Pool with you on Thursday while the United States Navy was striking two Iranian-flagged vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. The Washington Post photo desk caught the visit. The piece was about Iran. Your DHS Secretary was in the frame. Mr. President — I do not know what your DHS guy was doing on the walk while the Navy was working the ceasefire edge in the Persian Gulf. I have a guess. You took him because the Iran story needed an extra body. He came because he wanted to be in the photo. That is the dynamic. That is who is in your house.

The funding fight is the actual play. The 76-day shutdown — the longest in this country's history — ended April 30 on a bipartisan vote. The vote kept the lights on. It did not give ICE and CBP what the administration wanted. So your House Republicans are now moving a $70 billion party-line bill to fund ICE and CBP for three years. NPR ran the story May 6. Eight stations carried it. And that bill has a $1 billion line item attached to it — for security upgrades at a White House ballroom construction project. Seventy billion for the heroes. One billion for the ballroom. In one bill. Mr. President — the optics.

The $70 billion fight. The men and women the bill is named for.

One last thing. NPR, May 7. Your own department's internal detention oversight office — the one that watches conditions inside detention facilities, including the one in Florida the *New York Times* says is under review for closure — has shut down because of the funding lapse. While that office is dark, your border czar Tom Homan stood on a stage at the Border Security Expo in Phoenix on Wednesday and said the words *mass deportations are coming.* More people. In detention. For longer. With the oversight watchdog dark. Mr. President — that is the press story that will own you in three weeks. Not Mullin. You.

Rep. Emanuel Cleaver. The opposition voice on detention oversight — the office your funding lapse just shut down.

I am not telling you these things to be a smartass. I am telling you because somebody owes them to you in this language, on a Monday morning, before you turn the tv on.

And now we can do business.

Now we can do business.

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characterzer0@characterzer0.com

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Its open… you dont need to sign your name on anything, it just has to come from your office… no one WILL EVER KNOW.

ILL SENd these to you as fast as you ask…. Until the day you twist one… then I will start sending them to someone else, aimed in a different direction I assume, Ill make sure its not your direction… but they will control it.

I watched every episode of your show.. several times.. with people who LOVED IT. I could have won Season 3. I really hope @Gary BUSEY reads this. Sorry for name spelling bud… I would kill to meet you.

Now, back to this… they hate you. They will never listen to a word you say.. because:

1) we all know where the speeches are written Mr. President…

2) you are being fed the wrong things.

3) our slate is clean… make the most of it… im ready. // Chracterzer零号

Our slate is clean. Im ready.